scottthepilgrim:

just suck my dick bro i said no homo like ten times

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dafuqbruv:

Today in maths, someone behind me said “I’m cold.” and my automatic response was to reply “Hi cold, I’m dad.” and in that moment, I realised. That I, a sixteen year old girl, had become a dad.

(via f-ated)